Ask--Douglas

Douglas is a South Park background character, not much is known about him so all of these 'facts', are totally by me. Here's the article about him southpark.wikia.com/wiki/Dougl… v u v

[Facts!]
He has a weird obsession with rubber duckies. He collects them.
His guilty pleasure is watching GLee.
Douglas prefers cookie dough over the actual cookies.
He LOVES his hat, if you are able to take it away, you better run like the fucking Devil is after you.
Nutella, Nutella, Nutella. He CANNOT resist Nutella and will do almost anything for it.
Prefers rollerblading everywhere instead of walking.
He sucks at ALL sports.
Highly sarcastic.
Left-handed.
Has a phobia of spoons and forks. (He basically doesn't use eating utensils and sporks scare him beyond belief. o u o)
Eats cereal out of a cup. (Don't actually know how this works, but bare with me. Pfft.)
He's Irish AND Scottish, but prefers being known as Irish.
Uses the words; lad, lassie, oi', shower o' cunts, constantly.
He's an only child and considers his kitten, Putti, as his brother.
Douglas tends to lurk in the shadows when depressed or frustrated.
He CANNOT dance, omfg.
Douglas is dyslexic.
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I love this back ground character so I thought I would give him a try and make an account for him. v u v